Jul 31


nostalgicnap:

paleyetpretty:

hellobrendonurie:

infinity-a-deux:

rabioheab:

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

where’s the picture of that sugar we’re going down lyric video

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do u realize how hard im laughing

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(via mariamaburns)


Jul 30

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


Jul 27
“Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.”

Pottermore

Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

(via belldam)

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(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)



“And when
you bend over
backwards for
them too often,

something is
bound to snap
under pressure.”
Noor Shirazie (via aestheticintrovert)

(via anditslove)


Jul 24

spicyshimmy:

cute date idea: five year mission in space exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no man has gone before

(via badwolfguurrll)


miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


“I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.”
2 am thoughts (via asdfghjkllove)

(via asdfghjkllove)


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